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Yorktown

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75. If you have a medical condition, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti will understand
Fri Jun 5, 2015, 07:10 PM
Jun 2015

For the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all knowing, all understanding and all benevolent.

Plus I make up the theological rules as I go to keep the FSM Church as big as possible.

Just like the theologians of the other religions do.

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Aaargh!!! truebrit71 May 2015 #1
Aye, include me in. mr blur May 2015 #2
I'm in! Here and in the thread in gd. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #3
Holy crap the petition in gd was hidden by a jury. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #4
That was the dumbest thing I ever saw...(nt) LostOne4Ever May 2015 #6
I support this Heddi May 2015 #5
Aye wogs, this here shellback brings the count to 6 edgineered May 2015 #7
Include me in support. nt Curmudgeoness May 2015 #8
Count me in Rob H. May 2015 #9
I'm onboard -- count me in. nichomachus May 2015 #10
Count me in. nt frogmarch May 2015 #11
I'm in Goblinmonger May 2015 #12
Thank all who posted I just put in a Thread in ATA! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #13
I'm late, but I'm in Lordquinton May 2015 #14
Count me in too. beam me up scottie May 2015 #15
Me, too ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #16
Did you thank the heavenly father before partaking of his noodlyness? beam me up scottie May 2015 #17
Actually, I crack open a wine ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #18
I have a bottle of homemade Huckleberry wine I've been meaning to get to. beam me up scottie May 2015 #19
Heh. So am I. F4lconF16 May 2015 #31
....looking for my colander. PassingFair May 2015 #20
You'll need to come up with a mission statement when you present it to Skinner Heddi May 2015 #21
Toes ma Goats! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #23
No, that's wonderful. F4lconF16 May 2015 #30
I think you have your 10... onager May 2015 #22
Aarr, Well, me hearties, let’s see how this petition sails Yorktown May 2015 #24
count me in... NeoGreen May 2015 #25
I'm trying to limit my grain intake to lose weight, but I'll support it. nt valerief May 2015 #26
Pastafarian GFS is there for you! Warren Stupidity May 2015 #27
It's not the gluten but the carbs. nt valerief May 2015 #28
Aye matey, we have the pirate food pyramid for you Warren Stupidity May 2015 #29
With all due respect, you're a heretic: your pyramid has no pasta. Yorktown Jun 2015 #32
I'm always the heretic. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #36
Is this acceptable? Who do I need to clarify this with? PassingFair Jun 2015 #71
This is obviously an affront. Spaghetti = wheat. Yorktown Jun 2015 #72
But I am eating no carbs! PassingFair Jun 2015 #74
If you have a medical condition, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti will understand Yorktown Jun 2015 #75
I'm two days late and more than two dollars short... trotsky Jun 2015 #33
to quote Fight Club Lordquinton Jun 2015 #34
Oh man... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #35
No need for apologies! LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #37
Well, you know this is DU, mr blur Jun 2015 #38
I am Bob's complete lack of suprise Lordquinton Jun 2015 #39
The Flying Spaghetti Monster forum has been Rod Dangerfielded Yorktown Jun 2015 #40
Nay matey. We be gettin' ourselves repsect and a ship =) LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #42
Aarrrh, I'll be crammin' my piratese Yorktown Jun 2015 #53
To everyone who participated in this thread and gave us your support LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #41
WHHOOOTTT! NeoGreen Jun 2015 #43
Now I might have to edit... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #44
bravo! Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #46
We have prevailed! I don't have my colander. But I have my tinfoil diadem! PassingFair Jun 2015 #51
Is that really you? Yorktown Jun 2015 #63
Yes. PassingFair Jun 2015 #64
Dang! With that 'super colander', you're eligible for Pastafarian bishopric. Yorktown Jun 2015 #65
If women are not given equal pasta privileges, I will not tithe! PassingFair Jun 2015 #67
You win Yorktown Jun 2015 #69
Excellent. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #54
Woot!! haikugal Jun 2015 #58
But has the Heavenly Host spoken? (nt) mr blur Jun 2015 #60
BWAAAAAAAH! SusanCalvin Jun 2015 #79
While we wait, lets sort out hosts, rules and an SoP. LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #45
Perfect as is! trotsky Jun 2015 #47
Seconded... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #49
Me, God dammit A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #48
I vote "Yes"... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #50
Ye be fine me hearty! nt LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #57
Third-ed mr blur Jun 2015 #52
Edit: suggested hosts-Lost, York, Heretic AlbertCat Jun 2015 #55
Commas save lives... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #56
There's the old cannibal joke equivalent Yorktown Jun 2015 #62
Lordy... Lordquinton Jun 2015 #59
How DARE you call me a heretic? Yorktown Jun 2015 #61
all charges of pasta heresy!! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #66
Pfff: those witnesses had bad eyesights Yorktown Jun 2015 #68
a pasta-atheist. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #70
The term 'pastatheist' Yorktown Jun 2015 #73
Congratulations to the pasta farers. LiberalAndProud Jun 2015 #76
You gained a slot in pasta paradise with your pirate parrot. Yorktown Jun 2015 #77
Kick....(nt) NeoGreen Jun 2015 #78
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