Atheists & Agnostics

F4lconF16

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39. I am tired of the Seahawks.

Fri Jun 5, 2015, 12:06 PM

Jun 2015

They are everywhere in Seattle. It is an onslaught of flags, stickers, streamers, banners, posters, advertisements, merchandise, and an exhibit at the EMP. During game season, a lot of the fans range from mildly annoying to bordering on harassment. These people have another religion as well. I'd argue many worship it even more than their professed belief.

So, if I was God, I reward my most sincere followers. But I'm a kind and loving God; since I am the entire universe, I figure any worship to anything is basically worship to me--benefit of the doubt, right? The details are off, but then again, no one's really quite managed to explain my existence anyways.

This is why I tend to reward narcissists and sociopaths in the world. They worship themselves. But these guys go hard...you should see the tailgaiters. I grant them their request.

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You are God. You get the following prayers at the same time. Which one do you answer [View all] Heddi Jun 2015 OP

When I beat the red light I always say thank god for small favors Major Nikon Jun 2015 #1

I have a co-worker who always says "God forgive me, and god I forbid you to do it" when she gossips Heddi Jun 2015 #2

Haven't decided yet, bvf Jun 2015 #3

you can always change your vote Heddi Jun 2015 #4

Excellent point. bvf Jun 2015 #5

You're god. You can do whatever the hell you want Heddi Jun 2015 #6

Spit take! bvf Jun 2015 #11

No, I am, and frogmarch Jun 2015 #12

Hey stop taking the high-road and making us all look bad. Heddi Jun 2015 #13

I posted that before I knew frogmarch Jun 2015 #32

Banned trolls should be less like organized religions and recognize their mistakes. nt edgineered Jun 2015 #7

And so far, Frogmarch is the only ethical one of you sonsabeeches Heddi Jun 2015 #8

aw, geez... frogmarch Jun 2015 #14

And you have a song in Your honor Heddi Jun 2015 #15

And you have a song in Your honor AlbertCat Jun 2015 #19

Swing Em High Swing Em Low Heddi Jun 2015 #21

Like this. Heddi Jun 2015 #16

I don't remember, in the 70's.... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #20

I'm from the south...you are too, right? Heddi Jun 2015 #22

Geeez AlbertCat Jun 2015 #23

My family was like Mama's Family Heddi Jun 2015 #24

Gawd loves sequins... onager Jun 2015 #35

Is that Ray Comfort? Act_of_Reparation Jun 2015 #40

Cool! frogmarch Jun 2015 #31

I gotta go with banded trolls. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #9

I agree, my son. Heddi Jun 2015 #10

Why should I answer any prayer? LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #17

OH yeah well if you know what I'm going to say Heddi Jun 2015 #25

Hey.... god can answer all of them at the same time AlbertCat Jun 2015 #18

That is not how God works. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #27

Sleep... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #26

If I'm God, I will do what a god should do.. not have any fucking starving children.. mountain grammy Jun 2015 #28

#4 food in refrigerator. ... Delmette Jun 2015 #29

Other: It All Depends On What's In God's Magical Sparkling Bedazzled Plan Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #30

My own. Solly Mack Jun 2015 #33

As God, I will create beings that aren't allowed to pray to me. progressoid Jun 2015 #34

Dear God, please let me enough of a good grade on this tes Yorktown Jun 2015 #36

Being god, I would be able to fulfill all the prayers, but only if they prayed in a circle... cleanhippie Jun 2015 #37

None of them nil desperandum Jun 2015 #38

I am tired of the Seahawks. F4lconF16 Jun 2015 #39

We're getting the banned back together Lordquinton Jun 2015 #41