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Atheists & Agnostics

Heddi

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Reply to frogmarch (Reply #14)

Thu Jun 4, 2015, 08:17 PM

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You are God. You get the following prayers at the same time. Which one do you answer [View all] Heddi Jun 2015 OP

When I beat the red light I always say thank god for small favors Major Nikon Jun 2015 #1

I have a co-worker who always says "God forgive me, and god I forbid you to do it" when she gossips Heddi Jun 2015 #2

Haven't decided yet, bvf Jun 2015 #3

you can always change your vote Heddi Jun 2015 #4

Excellent point. bvf Jun 2015 #5

You're god. You can do whatever the hell you want Heddi Jun 2015 #6

Spit take! bvf Jun 2015 #11

No, I am, and frogmarch Jun 2015 #12

Hey stop taking the high-road and making us all look bad. Heddi Jun 2015 #13

I posted that before I knew frogmarch Jun 2015 #32

Banned trolls should be less like organized religions and recognize their mistakes. nt edgineered Jun 2015 #7

And so far, Frogmarch is the only ethical one of you sonsabeeches Heddi Jun 2015 #8

aw, geez... frogmarch Jun 2015 #14

And you have a song in Your honor Heddi Jun 2015 #15

And you have a song in Your honor AlbertCat Jun 2015 #19

Swing Em High Swing Em Low Heddi Jun 2015 #21

Like this. Heddi Jun 2015 #16

I don't remember, in the 70's.... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #20

I'm from the south...you are too, right? Heddi Jun 2015 #22

Geeez AlbertCat Jun 2015 #23

My family was like Mama's Family Heddi Jun 2015 #24

Gawd loves sequins... onager Jun 2015 #35

Is that Ray Comfort? Act_of_Reparation Jun 2015 #40

Cool! frogmarch Jun 2015 #31

I gotta go with banded trolls. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #9

I agree, my son. Heddi Jun 2015 #10

Why should I answer any prayer? LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #17

OH yeah well if you know what I'm going to say Heddi Jun 2015 #25

Hey.... god can answer all of them at the same time AlbertCat Jun 2015 #18

That is not how God works. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #27

Sleep... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #26

If I'm God, I will do what a god should do.. not have any fucking starving children.. mountain grammy Jun 2015 #28

#4 food in refrigerator. ... Delmette Jun 2015 #29

Other: It All Depends On What's In God's Magical Sparkling Bedazzled Plan Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #30

My own. Solly Mack Jun 2015 #33

As God, I will create beings that aren't allowed to pray to me. progressoid Jun 2015 #34

Dear God, please let me enough of a good grade on this tes Yorktown Jun 2015 #36

Being god, I would be able to fulfill all the prayers, but only if they prayed in a circle... cleanhippie Jun 2015 #37

None of them nil desperandum Jun 2015 #38

I am tired of the Seahawks. F4lconF16 Jun 2015 #39

We're getting the banned back together Lordquinton Jun 2015 #41