You are God. You get the following prayers at the same time. Which one do you answer

[Heddi]

I mean, let's be honest. God probably get at least more than 10 prayer requests an hour (I can't even get through to my local radio station's Lunch Request Line at lunch ((I have a bunch of songs that I'd like them to play to get me through my day)) and they boast that they have 4 lines coming in. I'm going to guess that God is more popular than the station that plays the Greatest Hits of the 80's, 90's and Today).

If you were God, and got the following prayer requests ALL at once, which would take priority for you? Maybe this comes more naturally to people like me...people who are gifted at seeing patterns. Also, you may not know this but I'm a nurse, so I'm used to triaging people and prioritizing their whiny-ass needs.

So, good atheists...you're god. Which prayer gets answered first?

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	Dear God, please let me get a raise
	0 (0%)
	Dear God, please let THE MOTHERFUCKING SEAHAWKS GO TO THE SUPERBOWL **AH-GAIN** WOOT WOOT yah baby
	1 (17%)
	Dear God, where are my keys?
	0 (0%)
	Dear God, please give the banned trolls a second chance
	1 (17%)
	Dear God, let there be food in the fridge when I get home
	0 (0%)
	Dear God, don't let the car break down again don't let the car break down again don't let the car break down again
	1 (17%)
	Dear God, let them have the Magnificent Lettuce nail color when I get my mani-pedi this weekend IT TOTES MATCHES MY DRESS
	0 (0%)
	Dear God, let me sleep in 10 more minutes
	1 (17%)
	Dear God, save the starving Children in Africa
	1 (17%)
	Dear God, please let me enough of a good grade on this test that I don't have to repeat Math II in Summer School
	1 (17%)
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