Atheists & Agnostics

Warren Stupidity

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27. Pastafarian GFS is there for you!

Sun May 31, 2015, 10:04 AM

May 2015

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pastafarian-GFS-Gluten-Free-Sect/119234824835747?sk=info&tab=page_info

The gluten-intolerant group of Pastafarian branches out to Pastafarian GFS, Gluten-Free Sect, which is similar to Pastafarian LFS, Lactose-Free Sect that avoids any type of cheese from cow milk on their pasta during or after the cooking process.

Although Pastafarian GFS worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as other sects of Pastafarian, its doctrine prohibits the use of wheat in pasta and meatballs. Instead, corn, rice, tapioca, potato and other non-gluten grains must be used as alternative to wheat.

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Looking to start a new Pastafarian group, looking for 10 supporters [View all] LostOne4Ever May 2015 OP

Aaargh!!! truebrit71 May 2015 #1

Aye, include me in. mr blur May 2015 #2

I'm in! Here and in the thread in gd. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #3

Holy crap the petition in gd was hidden by a jury. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #4

That was the dumbest thing I ever saw...(nt) LostOne4Ever May 2015 #6

I support this Heddi May 2015 #5

Aye wogs, this here shellback brings the count to 6 edgineered May 2015 #7

Include me in support. nt Curmudgeoness May 2015 #8

Count me in Rob H. May 2015 #9

I'm onboard -- count me in. nichomachus May 2015 #10

Count me in. nt frogmarch May 2015 #11

I'm in Goblinmonger May 2015 #12

Thank all who posted I just put in a Thread in ATA! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #13

I'm late, but I'm in Lordquinton May 2015 #14

Count me in too. beam me up scottie May 2015 #15

Me, too ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #16

Did you thank the heavenly father before partaking of his noodlyness? beam me up scottie May 2015 #17

Actually, I crack open a wine ChairmanAgnostic May 2015 #18

I have a bottle of homemade Huckleberry wine I've been meaning to get to. beam me up scottie May 2015 #19

Heh. So am I. F4lconF16 May 2015 #31

....looking for my colander. PassingFair May 2015 #20

You'll need to come up with a mission statement when you present it to Skinner Heddi May 2015 #21

Toes ma Goats! LostOne4Ever May 2015 #23

No, that's wonderful. F4lconF16 May 2015 #30

I think you have your 10... onager May 2015 #22

Aarr, Well, me hearties, let’s see how this petition sails Yorktown May 2015 #24

count me in... NeoGreen May 2015 #25

I'm trying to limit my grain intake to lose weight, but I'll support it. nt valerief May 2015 #26

Pastafarian GFS is there for you! Warren Stupidity May 2015 #27

It's not the gluten but the carbs. nt valerief May 2015 #28

Aye matey, we have the pirate food pyramid for you Warren Stupidity May 2015 #29

With all due respect, you're a heretic: your pyramid has no pasta. Yorktown Jun 2015 #32

I'm always the heretic. Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #36

Is this acceptable? Who do I need to clarify this with? PassingFair Jun 2015 #71

This is obviously an affront. Spaghetti = wheat. Yorktown Jun 2015 #72

But I am eating no carbs! PassingFair Jun 2015 #74

If you have a medical condition, I'm sure the Flying Spaghetti will understand Yorktown Jun 2015 #75

I'm two days late and more than two dollars short... trotsky Jun 2015 #33

to quote Fight Club Lordquinton Jun 2015 #34

Oh man... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #35

No need for apologies! LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #37

Well, you know this is DU, mr blur Jun 2015 #38

I am Bob's complete lack of suprise Lordquinton Jun 2015 #39

The Flying Spaghetti Monster forum has been Rod Dangerfielded Yorktown Jun 2015 #40

Nay matey. We be gettin' ourselves repsect and a ship =) LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #42

Aarrrh, I'll be crammin' my piratese Yorktown Jun 2015 #53

To everyone who participated in this thread and gave us your support LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #41

WHHOOOTTT! NeoGreen Jun 2015 #43

Now I might have to edit... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #44

bravo! Warren Stupidity Jun 2015 #46

We have prevailed! I don't have my colander. But I have my tinfoil diadem! PassingFair Jun 2015 #51

Is that really you? Yorktown Jun 2015 #63

Yes. PassingFair Jun 2015 #64

Dang! With that 'super colander', you're eligible for Pastafarian bishopric. Yorktown Jun 2015 #65

If women are not given equal pasta privileges, I will not tithe! PassingFair Jun 2015 #67

You win Yorktown Jun 2015 #69

Excellent. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #54

Woot!! haikugal Jun 2015 #58

But has the Heavenly Host spoken? (nt) mr blur Jun 2015 #60

BWAAAAAAAH! SusanCalvin Jun 2015 #79

While we wait, lets sort out hosts, rules and an SoP. LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #45

Perfect as is! trotsky Jun 2015 #47

Seconded... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #49

Me, God dammit A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #48

I vote "Yes"... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #50

Ye be fine me hearty! nt LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #57

Third-ed mr blur Jun 2015 #52

Edit: suggested hosts-Lost, York, Heretic AlbertCat Jun 2015 #55

Commas save lives... NeoGreen Jun 2015 #56

There's the old cannibal joke equivalent Yorktown Jun 2015 #62

Lordy... Lordquinton Jun 2015 #59

How DARE you call me a heretic? Yorktown Jun 2015 #61

all charges of pasta heresy!! AlbertCat Jun 2015 #66

Pfff: those witnesses had bad eyesights Yorktown Jun 2015 #68

a pasta-atheist. AlbertCat Jun 2015 #70

The term 'pastatheist' Yorktown Jun 2015 #73

Congratulations to the pasta farers. LiberalAndProud Jun 2015 #76

You gained a slot in pasta paradise with your pirate parrot. Yorktown Jun 2015 #77

Kick....(nt) NeoGreen Jun 2015 #78