Atheists & Agnostics

beam me up scottie

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4. "Taking back Astronomy"?

Tue May 12, 2015, 05:46 PM

May 2015

Anyway, that should clear everything up about creation, evolution, the Bible, and the non-existence of atheists. But do be sure to stop by the Institute next time you’re in Texas if you have any more questions, because surely Dr. Lisle will be happy to not explain it to you further, because he doesn’t have to, THE BIBLE SAYS. Also, he has written many “books,” including one called Taking Back Astronomy, good fucking god, and you can probably buy all of them at the Institute, and Ben Duggar-Seewald-Whatever says you should buy them books, uh huh, because then you’llpt learn stuff too.

We hope the next Duggar field trip is to a bird refuge, where they can look at some storks and learn how babbies are formed.

The comments are hilarious.

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Awesome. trotsky May 2015 #1

It's OK to disrespect Atheists and Scientology. Both are fake. PeaceNikki May 2015 #2

Oh and Mormons. trotsky May 2015 #3

And Fundamentalist Assholes. onager May 2015 #13

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I did! PeaceNikki May 2015 #6

"Taking back Astronomy"? beam me up scottie May 2015 #4

Wonkette commenters are great. PeaceNikki May 2015 #7

Atheists make the best smart asses. beam me up scottie May 2015 #10

I grew up in an evangelical church so I bloomed late. PeaceNikki May 2015 #11

Growing up you get lots of practice. AlbertCat May 2015 #29

No doubt! beam me up scottie May 2015 #31

"Taking back Astronomy"? AlbertCat May 2015 #33

I stopped watching at F4lconF16 May 2015 #8

You missed the part where the dufus says, "all science points to creation" PeaceNikki May 2015 #9

Living proof there is no "intelligent design" mountain grammy May 2015 #12

Douchebags on display. progressoid May 2015 #14

It's sad that TLC started out as The Learning Channel kdmorris May 2015 #15

And there's a lesson for us about American TV... onager May 2015 #17

Indeed kdmorris May 2015 #18

Gads. And I have missed the Discovery Channel Curmudgeoness May 2015 #21

It's nothing but Pawn Stars and clones of Pawn Stars these days. (nt) jeff47 May 2015 #37

It should be nil desperandum May 2015 #35

Well, usually I blame the parents - mr blur May 2015 #16

So my wife watches that horrible Duggar show. Goblinmonger May 2015 #19

I am guilty of having a taste for crappy TV, too. PeaceNikki May 2015 #20

Your recliner awaits for the "Snapped" marathon. BYOB... onager May 2015 #23

OOooh, I will have to check it out. PeaceNikki May 2015 #24

Speaking of excellent trash... onager May 2015 #34

To quote Ben, "That's really amazing". Curmudgeoness May 2015 #22

The circular logic is dizzying!! PeaceNikki May 2015 #26

The proof that it is wholly untrue Curmudgeoness May 2015 #28

more malarkian gobbledegook RussBLib May 2015 #25

He opens, I'm going to come across as, say I'm an atheist, alright? edgineered May 2015 #27

ZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz AlbertCat May 2015 #30

I'm disappointed in this article Lordquinton May 2015 #32

I would like to see the lab-book of this "scientist". DetlefK May 2015 #36

Round and round it goes Major Nikon May 2015 #38