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onager

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45. LOL! That reminds me of "I, Claudius."

Wed May 6, 2015, 09:13 AM

May 2015

IIRC, Claudius is musing on the Jewish god and says something like: "Their god is always angry, and he must be very small. He hides in a box called the Ark of the Covenant and nobody is allowed to see him."

Then there's this scene, when Augustus is talking to Herod Agrippa, king of the Jews:

Herod: Caesar, it's true: Jews love gambling. But we fear our god more.
Augustus: Which one?
Herod: We have only one, Caesar.
Augustus: I've never understood that, it's quite insufficient. Why don't you take some of our gods? You know, plenty of people do.
Herod: Believe me, Caesar, the one we have is hard enough to live with.

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Rec post. beam me up scottie May 2015 #30

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LOL! That reminds me of "I, Claudius." onager May 2015 #45

No. Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #48

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