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12. Ha! Ever searched on the term "Xian Humor?"

I just did. Most Xian Humor sites specify that they contain only "CLEAN Christian Jokes." So no one has to worry, they are pre-censored to make sure the Believing Brain won't be offended.

Unless maybe the reader is a woman, since one site had a whole section of "blonde jokes."

Here's a typical knee-slapper found at godslittleacre.net. I have to wonder if they know where the term "God's Little Acre" came from - a fairly raunchy novel by Erskine Caldwell:

An elderly lady was well known for her faith and for her boldness and talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "Praise the Lord!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!! God, I need FOOD!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries!!"

The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and saw a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Praise the Lord!!"

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha Ha!! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "PRAISE THE LORD!!! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them!!"

IMO, that "joke" says a lot more about Xians than atheists.