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Atheists & Agnostics

DetlefK

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10. "Ok, team. I want you you give a 110%. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PRAY AS HARD AS YOU CAN!"

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 10:34 AM

Apr 2015

Dear Mister Miller

It has come to our attention that you do not engage in documented regular prayers for positive outcomes. We must therefore conclude that the break-in at your house was a result of negligence on your part and falls outside the warranties of your insurance at Colosso Insurance Inc.

with best regards,
A. Paperpusher

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If prayer changed anything, the government would stop you doing it. Or ban it. [View all] mr blur Apr 2015 OP

If prayer actually changed anything... truebrit71 Apr 2015 #1

The world would be a very peculiar place indeed. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #2

Prayer Warriors - The Video Game. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #4

Ask and ye shall recieve Lordquinton Apr 2015 #7

... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11

ironically they handled the game well Lordquinton Apr 2015 #12

Are the creators the same ones who made the awful movies? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13

Emma Goldman said the same thing about voting.... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2015 #3

Can you imagine the problems of having all prayers answered? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #5

No kidding.. that's a pretty funny thought. mountain grammy Apr 2015 #6

"Hey, not fair! He cheated! He prayed for winning this!" DetlefK Apr 2015 #8

Well, why the hell didn't you pray harder than him???? nt Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #9

"Ok, team. I want you you give a 110%. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PRAY AS HARD AS YOU CAN!" DetlefK Apr 2015 #10