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Major Nikon

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30. Evidently all the parts which make no sense are really metaphorical

Sun Jun 2, 2019, 01:00 PM

Jun 2019

Along with all the bigotry and hate. All that stuff also doesn't really say what you think it says.

Kinda convenient if you think about it. All the contradictions, nonsense about talking donkeys, people living to 900, and evil shit can be explained away just that easily, while the bible remains a perfect document. All it takes is a little "faith".

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Jesus died for your sins [View all] Major Nikon Jun 2019 OP

More "insight". guillaumeb Jun 2019 #1

It was probably a metaphor, anyway. The Genealogist Jun 2019 #19

Evidently all the parts which make no sense are really metaphorical Major Nikon Jun 2019 #30

Math is hard. AtheistCrusader Jun 2019 #61

But he didn't stay alive for very long, either. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #2

According to those who claim to have special "insight" he's still alive and well Major Nikon Jun 2019 #3

This sounds like a general attack on theists. Calling theists delusional. guillaumeb Jun 2019 #8

illogical nt msongs Jun 2019 #11

Denial? guillaumeb Jun 2019 #13

It's not all that illogical if you consider the benefit of pretending to be a victim Major Nikon Jun 2019 #14

It is not an attack on theists at all. MineralMan Jun 2019 #28

You just don't understand Major Nikon Jun 2019 #31

Non-theists are an important part of the Democratic coalition, too. trotsky Jun 2019 #35

Who ever said otherwise? guillaumeb Jun 2019 #43

I'm glad you can finally admit your posts about the Chinese government are a distraction. trotsky Jun 2019 #46

True to form on your part. eom guillaumeb Jun 2019 #48

Indeed, calling out your hypocrisy every single time. trotsky Jun 2019 #49

I am certain that you feel that is what you are doing. eom guillaumeb Jun 2019 #50

And I'm certain that you recognize it's what I am doing. trotsky Jun 2019 #51

Sounds like privileged whinging. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #39

Says the US citizen. guillaumeb Jun 2019 #44

Less than you I'd wager. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #45

Are you not also one such citizen? Do tell... MineralMan Jun 2019 #53

He might only be a Canadian citizen. trotsky Jun 2019 #54

Well, perhaps so. For some reason, I thought he MineralMan Jun 2019 #55

Whatabout those other privileges? Major Nikon Jun 2019 #59

Do you have privilege? guillaumeb Jun 2019 #57

I never denied that. MineralMan Jun 2019 #58

How many broken records CAN you play simultaneously? AtheistCrusader Jun 2019 #62

He played the role of universal scapegoat so that humans would stop scapegoating applegrove Jun 2019 #4

If I may I'd like to use this for one of my MEME threads underpants Jun 2019 #5

... Major Nikon Jun 2019 #7

While I understand your point and often enjoy your posts tymorial Jun 2019 #6

Betrays a much simpler explanation Major Nikon Jun 2019 #12

You speak as if no one else has ever suffered things like that. Mariana Jun 2019 #22

to say that he experienced the full range of human suffering... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #32

Evidence is sketchy. dchill Jun 2019 #9

Assumes that Jesus was a real historic person, vlyons Jun 2019 #10

Metaphorical Jesus has far more super powers Major Nikon Jun 2019 #15

But... czarjak Jun 2019 #16

Some are more susceptible to charlatanism Major Nikon Jun 2019 #17

That claim is pretty much an impeachable offense jmowreader Jun 2019 #21

Justification for their hateful ignorance, period. czarjak Jun 2019 #23

Yes, but there was probably a bowl game or something that weekend. n/t The Genealogist Jun 2019 #18

Football is done by Easter Major Nikon Jun 2019 #20

I will defer to the great prophet edhopper Jun 2019 #24

Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for initiating this discussion. Pendrench Jun 2019 #25

How can someone who is allegedly a deity have doubt? Major Nikon Jun 2019 #29

Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for taking the time to reply to my comment. Pendrench Jun 2019 #33

The question still stands unanswered Major Nikon Jun 2019 #34

Hi Major Nikon - Sorry for the delay responding (I was out most of yesterday and this morning) Pendrench Jun 2019 #37

So he was showing us that he could reach out to himself? Major Nikon Jun 2019 #38

Yes...that is another way of restating what I said. Pendrench Jun 2019 #40

Sounds like multiple personality disorder Major Nikon Jun 2019 #41

Could be - definitely a possibility. Pendrench Jun 2019 #42

The stories definitely portray Jesus as having fear and doubt. Mariana Jun 2019 #47

The stories also say nothing to incriminate Rome. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #52

It was a bit dicey, after all at the time Voltaire2 Jun 2019 #56

Especially when one considers they'd just murdered god. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #60

Thanks jesus, for giving up a weekend. Farmer-Rick Jun 2019 #26

Ha! I'm keeping that. shanny Jun 2019 #27

What about the poor saps edhopper Jun 2019 #36

Not even a weekend DavidDvorkin Jun 2019 #63