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10. Hull City to be renamed Hull Dildoes

Tue Mar 18, 2014, 08:38 AM

Mar 2014

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/hull-city-to-be-renamed-hull-dildoes-2014031884726

HULL City owner Assem Allam plans a dildo-themed rebrand for the club, it has emerged.

After supporters rejected ‘Hull Tigers’ on the basis they aren’t an ice hockey team, the Hull Dildoes was suggested on the basis the fans can go fuck themselves.

Allam said: “The new crest will be three gleaming synthetic dongs pointing heavenwards, and our shirt sponsors will be Ann Summers.

Allam hopes to make Hull more marketable, removing ‘City’ from their name so the team currently lying 13th in the league with Tom Huddlestone in their side isn’t confused with title contenders Manchester City.

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