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21. Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue?

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 06:23 PM

Jan 2020

To shoot someone, because under Article ll of the Constitution, he can do whatever he wants!

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Make up a joke about the monster in the White House [View all] red dog 1 Jan 2020 OP

Mitch Says They Will Call Witnesses At The Senate Removal Trial DanieRains Jan 2020 #1

He is a joke Sherman A1 Jan 2020 #2

Exactly. Ha ha (Not) LakeArenal Jan 2020 #3

Donald Trump was elected President. Tiggeroshii Jan 2020 #4

My favorite is still this one. braddy Jan 2020 #5

Donald Trump is so dumb-- CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #6

Q) - Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #7

Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #8

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #9

What does a Jack-O-Lantern and Donald Trump have in common? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #11

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Pinocchio? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #12

Doctors discover tRumps erratic behavior benld74 Jan 2020 #13

Q) - Who is Donald Trump's favorite author? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #14

There once was a man named Trump.... JustFiveMoreMinutes Jan 2020 #15

+ 1 red dog 1 Jan 2020 #16

How about a limerick about Trump? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #17

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #18

A liar, a narcissist, and a child-rapist walk into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #19

+1 MLAA Feb 2020 #26

(question) Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #20

Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #21

Q) - What's the difference between what Donald Trump wears on his head red dog 1 Jan 2020 #23

What is Donald Trump's favorite desert? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #24

What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #25

Hitler also served in his country's army during a war rurallib Feb 2020 #27

That's true..I forgot about that red dog 1 Feb 2020 #28

I didn't make this one up, but it's funny, so I'm posting it red dog 1 Feb 2020 #29

Donald J. Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #30

Here's one I 'tweaked' from a joke on the Internet red dog 1 Feb 2020 #31

"Obama says I'm "unfit'?" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #32