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JustFiveMoreMinutes

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15. There once was a man named Trump....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:46 PM

Jan 2020

There once was man named Trump...

Who had to take a good ol' dump..

He wiped and he flushed and he flushed again...

But the turd was so big and flow too thin...

He blamed the pot and blessed his rump.

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Make up a joke about the monster in the White House [View all] red dog 1 Jan 2020 OP

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Q) - Who is Donald Trump's favorite author? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #14

There once was a man named Trump.... JustFiveMoreMinutes Jan 2020 #15

+ 1 red dog 1 Jan 2020 #16

How about a limerick about Trump? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #17

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #18

A liar, a narcissist, and a child-rapist walk into a bar red dog 1 Jan 2020 #19

+1 MLAA Feb 2020 #26

(question) Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #20

Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #21

A pathological liar, a pedophile, and a complete asshole walk into a bar, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #22

Q) - What's the difference between what Donald Trump wears on his head red dog 1 Jan 2020 #23

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #25

Hitler also served in his country's army during a war rurallib Feb 2020 #27

That's true..I forgot about that red dog 1 Feb 2020 #28

I didn't make this one up, but it's funny, so I'm posting it red dog 1 Feb 2020 #29

Donald J. Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says: red dog 1 Feb 2020 #30

Here's one I 'tweaked' from a joke on the Internet red dog 1 Feb 2020 #31

"Obama says I'm "unfit'?" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #32