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red dog 1

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45. Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes.

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Fri Dec 13, 2019, 05:33 PM

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Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________? [View all] red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #1

That's hilarious! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5

LMFAO micDROP Nov 2019 #14

...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him BKDem Nov 2019 #2

or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant red dog 1 Nov 2019 #7

... he describes himself as a stable genius onecaliberal Nov 2019 #3

---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #4

---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt Atticus Nov 2019 #6

Good one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #8

He takes Jr's advice underpants Nov 2019 #9

He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying). dameatball Nov 2019 #10

Good one! Turbineguy Dec 2019 #26

Thank you. Fred says hey....:) dameatball Dec 2019 #35

He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt Heartstrings Nov 2019 #11

...Republicans voted for him. ThoughtCriminal Nov 2019 #12

...he thought Mexico would pay for it. BHDem53 Nov 2019 #13

He went to school rsdsharp Nov 2019 #15

...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds red dog 1 Nov 2019 #16

He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #17

He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #18

..he got hit by a parked car! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #19

...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side red dog 1 Nov 2019 #20

... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it! JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2019 #21

He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22

This one made me leftieNanner Dec 2019 #27

So is Moby Dick. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #31

Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23

Love it. underpants Dec 2019 #28

DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24

DT is so dumb, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25

donald dump is so dumb sdfernando Dec 2019 #29

Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!" aeromanKC Dec 2019 #30

Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34

When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #32

See reply # 23 red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33

Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #36

Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew red dog 1 Dec 2019 #37

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player red dog 1 Dec 2019 #38

Winner.. pangaia Dec 2019 #51

Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39

Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #40

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #41

Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #42

Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #43

Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #44

Good one! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60

Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45

Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth red dog 1 Dec 2019 #46

Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #47

Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48

Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #49

Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50

Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #52

Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #53

Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #54

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #55

Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #56

Donald Trump is so dumb, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57

Shitler is so dumb red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58

Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59

Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61

Donald Trump is so dumb, MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #62

Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #63

DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane red dog 1 Jan 2020 #64

Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #65

Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #66

Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #67

Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind red dog 1 Jan 2020 #68

Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #69

Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository red dog 1 Jan 2020 #70

Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #71

Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #72

Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico red dog 1 Jan 2020 #73

Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #74

Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #75

DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt SWBTATTReg Jan 2020 #76

He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother Bradshaw3 Jan 2020 #77

Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #78

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D. COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #79

Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #80

Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #81

Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse, red dog 1 Mar 2020 #82