Has anyone read the new James Patterson memoir "Stories of My Life" ?

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24. The UK's Telegraph panned it, too

This day just keeps getting better.

I couldn't read the entire review, because you need a free trial to do so, but here's what I saw:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/what-to-read/james-patterson-invented-magic-bestseller-formula-life-story/#comment

REVIEW
James Patterson invented a magic bestseller formula – so why is his own life story so… putdownable?

3/5
The Stories of My Life starts off like a thriller but devolves into non-anecdotes about famous friends like Tom Cruise and Donald Trump

By
Jake Kerridge
9 June 2022 • 5:00am

James Patterson’s moreish, easy-on-the-brain thrillers have made him the world’s bestselling author, a favourite even of normally reluctant readers. His new autobiography deploys his customary simple, declarative sentences and very short chapters – a narrative method so seductive that I found myself resenting the mental effort demanded on the very rare occasions when a chapter stretched to four pages. And yet, for all the addictive qualities of his style, his fans may find that this is the first Patterson book they’re able to put down before they’ve finished....