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In reply to the discussion: No one believes Seniors any more! [View all]

No Vested Interest

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7. ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes...
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 09:54 PM
Sep 2014

How to start a fight, pt. 3:

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...
Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

No one believes Seniors any more! [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
How To Start A Fight- No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #1
Sexist humor much? starroute Sep 2014 #2
Who knew? I'm going to bed now. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #3
LOL! Here's another Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Fighting Redux No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #5
LOL! Another on fishing.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #6
ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes... No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #7
Suddenly Senior Jokes I've posted years ago on the first DU. :) Crewleader Sep 2014 #8
Ah, Yes! What goes around comes around. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #9
Love this post and the replies. Wish I had a good story to add. Paper Roses Sep 2014 #10
I'm happy you enjoyed this thread Paper Roses Crewleader Sep 2014 #11
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