Gun Control & RKBA
In reply to the discussion: I may buy a gun for when I volunteer at our local Democratic office. Seeking advice. [View all]fleabiscuit
(4,542 posts)If you are trying to protect yourself from a "Zombie Apocalypse" they tested the usefullness of some common weapons one might consider... semiautomatic pistol, axe, and chainsaw.
The results, "57 zombies killed for semiautomatic pistol, 67 for the axe and
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190 for the chainsaw. Savage, with the chainsaw, was able to kill all 190 of the attacking zombies in just 4 minutes."
I would think that starting a chainsaw in a stressful situation could be a problem. Plus the nuisance of gas, oil, chain sharpening, etc.
I would suggest going with the axe, backed up with a few aerosol cans of pepper "bear repellent." Probably no-one would be intimidated in the office with some pepper spray canisters in a few desks. I'm not to sure how people might react if you sit at a desk sharpening you ax though.
Seriously, go with the pepper spray. The big dispensers.