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RZM

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7. Here's another
Thu Dec 29, 2011, 12:37 PM
Dec 2011

Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, and Brezhnev are all traveling together by train. All of a sudden, the train stops. Each man then gives a suggestion about how to get it moving.

Lenin says:

'Comrades, let's call a day of compulsory labor and the workers and peasants will come and fix it.'

Stalin says:

'Let's shoot the conductor.'

Khrushchev says:

'Let's move the engine to the caboose and see if that helps.'

Finally, Brezhnev says:

'Let's just pull down the curtains and pretend we're still moving!'

In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you! drm604 Dec 2011 #1
I heard the only factory in the USSR working at full production was making.... Scuba Dec 2011 #2
LOL. Here's one of my favorites RZM Dec 2011 #3
Jokes have tremendous power. n/t ellisonz Dec 2011 #4
Because they re-enforce stereotypes zipplewrath Jan 2012 #13
ok..I am asking...tell me 2 of your favorite jokes related to the topic, pls. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #5
Ok RZM Dec 2011 #6
*Snort* dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #9
Here's another RZM Dec 2011 #7
That could easily translate into an American political joke.... dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #10
And lastly, a Putin joke RZM Dec 2011 #8
!!! Adsos Letter Dec 2011 #11
Here's another Putin joke. Lionel Mandrake Dec 2011 #12
Lionel Mandrake Diclotican Jan 2013 #14
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