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Merry Christmas to All, and To All a Clean Bottom January 27, 2012
By M. Simerson VINE™ VOICE

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the toilets were flushing with one last great douse.
The water was turned off and the lines detached,
As Santa the plumber's sneaky plan was hatched.

A T-fitting was added and assembled with care,
Then off came the seats leaving the porcelain bare.
One went a contraption with a curious little spigot
And on with the seat and the nylock nuts with it.

He hooked up the new water line and turned it on,
and examined the connections for drops to spawn.
Content with the results, he dropped his red drawers
and crowned his achievement, behind the closed doors.

With a flick of his wrist, so lively and quick,
it rumbled and hissed and came up with a swish.