Friday I slipped and fell in the bathtub.

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7. I managed to break a toe two days ago.

It's something I do every few years, and I was overdue for a broken toe.

It's the middle one on my right foot, so have these pretty pale-white-skinned row of toes, and in the middle, like a tulip, is this lovely purple one. Fortunately, these aren't serious so no need to see a doctor. I know from experience it will heal just fine in a couple of weeks. As I said, I break a toe every few years.