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In reply to the discussion: Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits. [View all]

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
12. Yeah.
Sun Sep 30, 2012, 04:15 AM
Sep 2012

I mean, the fact of the matter is, and this is borne out by the historical record, that full body plate armor in general is a piss-poor thing to try to wear into battle. Add to that invariably bad sanitation, several rotting teeth, poor nutrition and god knows what other communicable or chronic ailments, and it's amazing any of these people even made it to the damn war in the first place. I'd suspect half of them passed out from exhaustion or heatstroke after the first 5 minutes.

I'm not sure old school Armor of the Knights and Swords variety is redeemable, in a practical utility sense. Of course, we're talking fantasy, so.. I agree it's absurd to have a sword-wielding female wearing a metal plated bikini and little else. Yeah, right.

Again, Game Of Thrones gets it right:



And it's interesting that the article notes Mass Effect as doing a good job in terms of futuristic body armor. Sci Fi probably provides more latitude in envisioning body armor made of protective materials that don't weigh more than the actual body.

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Oh, yes. The old "bikinimail." Like any sensible warrior woman would ever GreenPartyVoter Sep 2012 #1
Xena's is actually pretty reasonable. JoeyT Sep 2012 #4
Yeah, it's not as bad as it could be and I am sure they based it off the Greek leather armor, but it GreenPartyVoter Sep 2012 #5
True. JoeyT Sep 2012 #6
Yeah, "SpeedoMail" had me laughing too. *grin* GreenPartyVoter Sep 2012 #7
Be sure to leave the kidneys, viscera, heart unprotected! REP Sep 2012 #2
That article was great, JoeyT Sep 2012 #3
Cool article. I love armor. MadrasT Sep 2012 #8
That's the kind of crap armor FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #9
I was amazed at the blatant sexual pandering to the middle school and high school geek squad the art LanternWaste Sep 2012 #10
Kudos for the FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #11
Love BG :) Marrah_G Jan 2013 #24
Yeah. Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #12
Great point with the Maid of Tarth, Warren obamanut2012 Sep 2012 #13
I don't even remember what Cersei was wearing during that. Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #14
This what she wore obamanut2012 Sep 2012 #15
Yeah, I agree. Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #16
Terrific -- thanks! obamanut2012 Sep 2012 #17
Sometimes the people who take on the nastiest roles FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #18
And he NAILS it. Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #19
Just about everyone in that series does. FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #21
Point of historical fact FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #20
Sci-fi and fantasy book covers are pretty bad, too. Odin2005 Jan 2013 #22
My platemail wearing characters on World of Warcraft are completely covered Marrah_G Jan 2013 #23
awesome site man antigop19667 Jan 2013 #25
As an avid RPG player, I've found this tumblr to be a good counter to that stuff; Scootaloo Jan 2013 #26
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