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7. Using Stairs Elegantly by Lisabeth Salander

Tue Jul 3, 2012, 05:59 PM

Jul 2012

When a man who hates women confronts you at the top of the stairs, first mace him in the face. Then while he's rubbing his eyes, kick him in the nuts. While he's doubled over, kick him in the face. Finally, push him down the stairs.

No mess, no fuss.

Alternative method, use a stun gun in the crotch and kick him down the stairs.

Now, that's elegance.

Homage to Stieg Larsson and his wonderful Millennium Trilogy which features the fictional Lisabeth Salander, a true feminist heroine.

Highly recommended books or, if you must view movies, the Swedish language version. Salander is one pissed off woman.

More guys should read these novels.

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Crazy: GOP Senator Will Teach Brooklyn Women to "Walk Like a Model," Use the Stairs "Elegantly" [View all] maddezmom Jul 2012 OP

"Certified Protocol Consultant" getting old in mke Jul 2012 #1

How nice he's running a finishing school for young women. Didn't they go sinkingfeeling Jul 2012 #2

My parents put me through 'deportment' classes enlightenment Jul 2012 #3

Because being able to walk up and down a stair elegantly FloridaJudy Jul 2012 #4

I just hope this asshat has no daughters maddezmom Jul 2012 #5

I keep thinking this must be from The Onion too. BanzaiBonnie Jul 2012 #6

Using Stairs Elegantly by Lisabeth Salander longship Jul 2012 #7

I'm so glad people saved everything. Starry Messenger Jul 2012 #8

OMFG nt freeplessinseattle Jul 2012 #9

Unless you are TRYING to find a job as a model kdmorris Jul 2012 #10

no fooling maddezmom Jul 2012 #11