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LanternWaste

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39. The bread toasters and food processors I believe, are listening to you

Reply to Jeffersons Ghost (Original post)

Fri Jan 5, 2018, 11:54 AM

Jan 2018

The bread toasters and food processors I believe, are listening to you and then sending your skin-waves back to the Chelyabinsk Oblast.

My own George Foreman Grill is sending skin-waves to other appliances.

Sure, the satellites are bad... but the appliances are more immediate threat and we're surrounded by them.

If you have the key, you know what this means and when to do it. High-Contrast that against the fuzzy pudding and it becomes obvious what needs to be done.

Good luck. Wet sand. Trotsky's umbrella.

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