Discrimination? Australian men can’t sit next to unaccompanied minors

[4th law of robotics]

9. We have a policy not to put women near emergency exits

it's not discrimination. And really it's a minor inconvenience.

But it's just, well there have been cases of women becoming hysterical (due to their women-brains of course) and being unable to operate the door in an emergency. It's a safety thing you see. Sure such cases are exceedingly rare. And there are examples of men doing it also.

But it's just we have to put the perceived safety and comfort of the passengers first. Surely you'll understand Miss, and take your rightful place in the back. Getting up and moving surely isn't that big of a deal. And while we are kind of denigrating your entire gender unfairly just take it like a (wo)man and acquiesce without a fight.

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Nope. No discrimination there. I couldn't imagine a single person becoming upset if that were made official policy.

Not-a-one.