Boris Johnson says "I do", but in a very specific and limited way

[Emrys]

11. I certainly appreciate someone acknowledging the difference between English and Scots law

(which my Reuters link above didn't, and also skimped on the details yours provides).

Johnson will no doubt be tried and imprisoned for life (my fantasy) under English law, unless he flees across the border and all of a sudden recognizes Scotland's sovereignty and claims refugee status.

I'll bear the distinction in mind should my wife and I find that our past acts and omissions finally catch up with us.

As I said above, I suspect the impetus behind Johnson's sudden wedding will end up being more tawdry than even my fevered imagination can conjure.