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5. One year some buddies and I were watching the local fireworks display from the adjacent park. This guy was

Reply to twodogsbarking (Original post)

Thu Jul 4, 2024, 11:19 AM

Jul 2024

lighting off one of those spinner jobs that take off. Usually like a paper flying saucer thing.

The fuse must have been a dud, and he gets in close to light the nub. He's leaning away from it but not enough. It takes off and gloms onto his face like an alien and spins! He went down and it looked like he may have really messed himself up, but it was just minor scorches! LOL

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Please folks, don't blow your face off with fireworks or get drunk and drive or have sex with your sister-in-law. [View all] twodogsbarking Jul 2024 OP

Seems *awfully* specific. sl8 Jul 2024 #1

What, having sex with your sister is okay in your state? rzemanfl Jul 2024 #2

Can i have sex with someone elses sister in law? getagrip_already Jul 2024 #3

I'm sure that somewhere today, in PA,... 70sEraVet Jul 2024 #4

One year some buddies and I were watching the local fireworks display from the adjacent park. This guy was brewens Jul 2024 #5

For a few years I was involved in an explosives company. They wouldn't mess with fireworks. twodogsbarking Jul 2024 #6

My husband use to work for the Bureau of Mines in South Park. His speciality was explosives and fireworks. He wrote the debm55 Jul 2024 #10

Man! And there goes MY day! There's always got to be a party pooper out there! .. -(nt)- stopdiggin Jul 2024 #7

And don't start a fire using gasoline coprolite Jul 2024 #8

Now you tell us. tazkcmo Jul 2024 #9