Anyone who is in NE Ohio with fond memories of the 70s, and who is looking for entertainment the next 2 weekends:

[Ms. Toad]

12. I hope so. Already dreading the next few doctor's visits.

I'm of the age that the first question they ask is have you fallen in the last X months. My answer is alwyays yes - I've had two forms vertigo, one which has never absolutely vanished. If I get off-balance, I go down - at least once every 6 months or so. (It's also the reason I can fall on stage - since I fall so often I've trained myself to completely relax when I fall so I don't hurt myself.)

But the answer this time will be 75 times, give or take a couple. I already get labeled at risk for falling by the Cleveland Clinic, and slapped with a bright red wristband, accompanied by directions to park as close as possible and get a wheelchair. Not sure what they will do for this one. I wish they would distinguish between risk of falling (always) and risk of injury (virtually nil - the only fall injury I've had was when I skidded around the front of my car on a patch of black ice until my foot hit solid ground and stopped cold - but my body didn't).