A great answer for those who say, "Why should Iowa go first?"

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5. I double dang agree.

I'm from the Hawkeye State and HATE the 4 hour ordeal that is Caucus night. I want to go in vote for my first and second choice and Get Out. Instead of a quick trip to the voting booth, I am locked in a room full of a few hundred of other voters. If my candidate is ahead, my am expected to select someone to give a rally speech to get other caucus goers to come over to my candidate. If my candidate is behind, I'm supposed to select someone to give rally speech to get other caucus goers to come over to my candidate. You have to sit through those off the cuff rally speeches and some mystical mathematical calculations that make Trig class seem like a breeze. It is a real Pain in the Electoral Process. I just want to vote, d@^^1t!