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Jacob Boehme

(789 posts)
Sat Jan 7, 2017, 01:47 PM Jan 2017

Anyone up for a Trump limerick contest? [View all]

Well, maybe old Trumpelstiltskin is good for one thing: Humor. I figured we might as well derive something useful from all this; and a good laugh is always useful.

So here's suggesting we have a Trump limerick contest. The prize is enjoying being creative and a belly laugh from what gems of rhyme that show up from the DU crowd.

To start it off, I offer this one:

There Once Was A Dumb-ass Named Trump,
Who's Brain Stem Was Only A Stump.
He Thought He Could Buy,
Our American Pride,
But Found Out We're Not All His Chumps.


.....NEXT....
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I'll go Kennah Jan 2017 #1
Bravo! n/t True Dough Jan 2017 #5
The Pervert From Queens red dog 1 Jan 2017 #2
Donald Trump limerick? WinkyDink Jan 2017 #3
Absolutely! red dog 1 Jan 2017 #7
yeah, i didn't get it at first either orleans Jan 2017 #8
There once was a bloated orange lump The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #4
There once was a gaudy golden tower True Dough Jan 2017 #6
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