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geardaddy

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12. So, Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court.

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 12:41 PM

Mar 2012

The whole case was contentious and went on for weeks.

Finally, the judge said to Mickey, "Mr. Mouse, in this state you cannot divorce your wife on the grounds of insanity."

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"Your honor, I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."

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