Tears of Rage

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4. A friend dropped off a beautifully packaged, large container of home made

Christmas cookies yesterday.

We're always fighting over food in this house like we're a pack of hungry dogs or something.

I made an offensive move, grabbed the bag of cookies, and scarfed down 14 of them before she had a chance to retaliate. She then grabbed the bag and hid them from me.

Later in the day, I told myself "fuck this, she ate my pizza, so I'm finishing the cookies".

Like a good warrior, I prepared for my mission by shooting a huge dose of insulin. I then bravely set out looking for the remaining cookies.

She had hidden them. She would not tell me where they were.

I gathered my wits, and slowly tore apart the kitchen until I found them.

I gleefully ate them in front of her, mocking her for her failing to hide the cookies in a more secure location.

HO HO HO!!!