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42. Dragons

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 03:48 PM

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Dragons already fly without Santa's magic dust so this would save Santa time with chemical engineering.

Also, if other bad sky drivers pull out or pull any last minute lane change procedures in front of Santa almost causing an sky accident, the dragons could open their mouths aim and fire at the bad sky driver. Problem solved and Santa's insurance rates won't get jacked up.

I just suddenly realized that I need a dragon or two!

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Cheetahs. They're fast. Ocelot II Wednesday #1

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Ants, gab13by13 Wednesday #2

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Canada Geese PXR-5 Wednesday #3

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My Grandmother's family had a donkey cart. markodochartaigh Wednesday #38

Republicans, and use a whip. Sneederbunk Wednesday #6

Ha, ha, ha! 3catwoman3 Wednesday #11

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lol AllaN01Bear Wednesday #33

I'd have called them GOPigs dickthegrouch Wednesday #48

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Wombats, maybe. Harker Wednesday #7

Slow but cute. Ocelot II Wednesday #8

25 mph without being magically treated. Harker Wednesday #10

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It might be difficult to get them to stop fooling around. Harker Wednesday #28

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Brontosaurus LetsGetSmartAboutIt Wednesday #9

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Hummingbirds Enter stage left Wednesday #12

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Golden Retreivers wendyb-NC Wednesday #13

Well, that's a great idea! chouchou Wednesday #15

I was gonna say Huskies! buzzycrumbhunger Wednesday #53

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A team of Golden Retrievers. (With warm sweaters) chouchou Wednesday #14

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Llama's Emile Wednesday #16

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Chihuahuas! CanonRay Wednesday #17

That is so funny. Thank you CanonRay. debm55 Thursday #87

Dogs of course get the red out Wednesday #18

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Penguins ! eppur_se_muova Wednesday #23

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Husky dogs The Blue Flower Wednesday #27

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Rocky and Bullwinkle lapfog_1 Wednesday #30

Great. Thank you for sharining. lapfog_1 I agree. debm55 Thursday #83

wiener dogs gopiscrap Wednesday #32

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hummingbirds and llots of them. AllaN01Bear Wednesday #34

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Don Jr.'s Magic Dust? ZDU Wednesday #35

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You're most welcome! ZDU Thursday #92

pit bull dogs DBoon Wednesday #36

Unicorns markodochartaigh Wednesday #37

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Tigers... justaprogressive Wednesday #39

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Air Force Stelth Bombers......to help Santa fly Ninga Wednesday #40

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Polar bears. This way Santa can park wherever he wants. n/t iscooterliberally Wednesday #41

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Dragons Niagara Wednesday #42

Good point, doesn't need to be real ! LetsGetSmartAboutIt Wednesday #54

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Massive wild boars Fichefinder Wednesday #43

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HAHhhha. I remember that song. Thank you GreenWave. debm55 Thursday #71

Kangaroos, of course fargone Wednesday #45

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I think elephants would be nice. 🐘 sdfernando Wednesday #46

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Hamsters! Ziggysmom Wednesday #47

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Hmmm....Maybe for one of the "silliest" - platypuses, or .... electric_blue68 Wednesday #49

HAHAHHAHAH. Thank you electric_blue68 . I like using the dolphins the best. debm55 Thursday #62

dogs make sense, but I would love to see what cats would do rurallib Wednesday #50

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Freyja! Dear_Prudence Thursday #93

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Otters. They'd be doing corkscrews across the sky Hassler Wednesday #51

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A road runner in Rudolph's spot up front, and 8 coyotes of the Wile E variety behind. flvegan Wednesday #52

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH. Thank you very much fivegan. That is funny. debm55 Thursday #59

Colugos, aka flying lemurs Dorothy V Wednesday #55

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A dozen kittens. C_U_L8R Wednesday #56

HAHAHHAHAHa Thank you C_U_L8R. So true. debm55 Thursday #57

I think there's a best choice. for looks as well as experience in the air... justaprogressive Thursday #66

thank you very much justaprogressive for including Pegasus debm55 Thursday #68

Jackasses. Xavier Breath Thursday #75

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Water Buffalo Bluetus Thursday #76

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Well, Terry Pratchett's Hogfather used pigs... malthaussen Saturday #95

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Elephants. They can use their ears to fly. debm55 Saturday #97

Sloths. What's the rush? retread Yesterday #98

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Bison. they are strong and with a little magic dust they can pull anything. debm55 21 hrs ago #100

Magic dust? - Donnie Trump Jr. Norrrm 21 hrs ago #101

HAHAHAHHHA. Yes. Magic dust . It makes them fly. Thank you Norrrm. debm55 21 hrs ago #102