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In reply to the discussion: Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Twenty-Four Carrot Edition [View all]IroningBored
(14 posts)24. Those Pesky Produce Bags
To open those pesky produce bags, go to the produce section with the broccoli and parsley. Get your fingertips wet by brushing them across the moist produce. Pick up the bag and use your wet fingertips to grasp the top of the bag. Rub the top of the bag between your wet fingers and thumb. The bag opens!
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Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Twenty-Four Carrot Edition [View all]
SalmonChantedEvening
Mar 2025
OP
First, be sure you're opening the right end ... then, press the bag between the palms of both hands and rub them ...
eppur_se_muova
Mar 2025
#41
"The Czech is in the male"; "It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded."
planetc
Mar 2025
#11