Minor home repair gripe

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4. My wife summed it up nicely

What we need is one of those handyman-types with a pack of cigarettes in the sleeve of his t-shirt, and one dangling from his lips as he scrambles up his wooden ladder and gets it done in like 30 seconds.

Nearly every place I called wants to schedule an appointment to schedule an appointment to schedule an appointment to schedule an appointment for an estimate.