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Abolishinist

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57. I think I discovered this on DU a while back.

Tue Nov 12, 2024, 09:06 PM

Nov 2024

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy

I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt

Still cracks me up!

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Melania Trump expected to skip Wednesday White House meeting with Jill Biden [View all] riversedge Nov 2024 OP

Melania all about Be Breast. Fake up & down incl "Be Best" bogus nonsense. Expect more bogosity. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #1

She will behave the second time around exactly as she did the first time. madaboutharry Nov 2024 #2

And she gets to decorate for Christmas again. Her favorite task as first escort. Comfortably_Numb Nov 2024 #13

Oh, no...her Christmas "decor". Forgot about that. electric_blue68 Nov 2024 #41

Melania knows he's up to no good and wants no part of it. bucolic_frolic Nov 2024 #3

Not really OrangeJoe Nov 2024 #44

I hardly expected Melanie to moniss Nov 2024 #4

Must be time homegirl Nov 2024 #49

Yea! Mike Nelson Nov 2024 #5

My first thought. Lonestarblue Nov 2024 #18

"snort" electric_blue68 Nov 2024 #42

Doubtful Melania will even move into the White House. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #6

No room Traildogbob Nov 2024 #30

People are calling Elon Musk the First Lady. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #32

I heard that Traildogbob Nov 2024 #33

Rich white male nepo baby with thin skin. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #34

Extremely white Traildogbob Nov 2024 #35

His hatred does suggest some inner conflicts. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #36

Thank goodness for small blessings. Raven123 Nov 2024 #7

Jill Biden isn't her kind of people. JohnnyRingo Nov 2024 #8

"Melania Trump's long-held willingness to buck tradition" tanyev Nov 2024 #9

Her complete contempt and utter disregard for the US or the American people. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #45

No class. No substance. C_U_L8R Nov 2024 #10

Melons has loads of class; too bad it's all third. OMGWTF Nov 2024 #21

Melons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Traildogbob Nov 2024 #31

"Melons" Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #46

She should invite... Dem4life1970 Nov 2024 #11

Here we go again moose65 Nov 2024 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2024 #14

It's time for Chump to start interviewing the new "fake Melanias" FakeNoose Nov 2024 #15

A source is claiming it's because of the Mar-a-Lago raid HereForTheParty Nov 2024 #16

Lucky Jill! PortTack Nov 2024 #17

If I was Jill, I would be relieved that dreadful woman isn't coming. AllyCat Nov 2024 #19

Will Melons demand that a new shower and toilet be installed like she did last time? OMGWTF Nov 2024 #20

Do you care, I sure as hell don't. republianmushroom Nov 2024 #22

'This fooking job again!" - Melania ZonkerHarris Nov 2024 #23

Melanoma has already polluted the White House for four years previously. generalbetrayus Nov 2024 #24

Melania, you can skip the next four years and no one will care, least of all your husband. mdbl Nov 2024 #25

Why not? Aviation Pro Nov 2024 #26

Good First Lady Jill doesn't need to catch anything from that rat. Bluethroughu Nov 2024 #27

Someone told her she'd be expected to wear clothes to meet with Dr. Biden. nt woodsprite Nov 2024 #28

Who fucking cares what that illiterate piece of shit does. Klarkashton Nov 2024 #29

She's got to get a manicure and eat bonbons instead. LudwigPastorius Nov 2024 #37

I despise her for that. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2024 #50

Well bdamomma Nov 2024 #38

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2024 #39

You can say THAT again! Abolishinist Nov 2024 #48

Melania is a grifter and con artist like her husband LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2024 #40

ha ha she can't divorce him now and she hates him! kimbutgar Nov 2024 #43

"i really don't care, Do U?" Fuck the entire immigrant Drumpf cabal. Evolve Dammit Nov 2024 #47

Classy as always. orange jar Nov 2024 #51

What else would one expect from the third wife of the garbage clown? Blue Owl Nov 2024 #52

Keep it classy, Malaria. Ocelot II Nov 2024 #53

Then perhaps zorbasd Nov 2024 #54

See below... lonely bird Nov 2024 #55

I think I discovered this on DU a while back. Abolishinist Nov 2024 #57

Cracks me up as well lonely bird Nov 2024 #58

Melania Bucks Tradition Scarlet Begalas Nov 2024 #56

I bet Malignia is embarrassed to be meeting with Ilsa Nov 2024 #59

Dr. Jill Biden is a class act LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2024 #60