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15. It's time for Chump to start interviewing the new "fake Melanias"

Tue Nov 12, 2024, 09:47 AM

Nov 12

You know ... those women who travelled with him and pretended to be Melania, so Chump wouldn't have to admit that his wife refused to go on trips with him. Usually they were tall with long brown hair (like hers) and they always wore big dark sunglasses.

The fake Melanias could only be seen from a distance, they usually smiled at him, held his hand, and they never spoke to the press. They weren't too difficult to spot.

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Melania Trump expected to skip Wednesday White House meeting with Jill Biden [View all] riversedge Nov 12 OP

Melania all about Be Breast. Fake up & down incl "Be Best" bogus nonsense. Expect more bogosity. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 12 #1

She will behave the second time around exactly as she did the first time. madaboutharry Nov 12 #2

And she gets to decorate for Christmas again. Her favorite task as first escort. Comfortably_Numb Nov 12 #13

Oh, no...her Christmas "decor". Forgot about that. electric_blue68 Nov 12 #41

Melania knows he's up to no good and wants no part of it. bucolic_frolic Nov 12 #3

Not really OrangeJoe Nov 12 #44

I hardly expected Melanie to moniss Nov 12 #4

Must be time homegirl Nov 12 #49

Yea! Mike Nelson Nov 12 #5

My first thought. Lonestarblue Nov 12 #18

"snort" electric_blue68 Nov 12 #42

Doubtful Melania will even move into the White House. Irish_Dem Nov 12 #6

No room Traildogbob Nov 12 #30

People are calling Elon Musk the First Lady. Irish_Dem Nov 12 #32

I heard that Traildogbob Nov 12 #33

Rich white male nepo baby with thin skin. Irish_Dem Nov 12 #34

Extremely white Traildogbob Nov 12 #35

His hatred does suggest some inner conflicts. Irish_Dem Nov 12 #36

Thank goodness for small blessings. Raven123 Nov 12 #7

Jill Biden isn't her kind of people. JohnnyRingo Nov 12 #8

"Melania Trump's long-held willingness to buck tradition" tanyev Nov 12 #9

Her complete contempt and utter disregard for the US or the American people. Irish_Dem Nov 12 #45

No class. No substance. C_U_L8R Nov 12 #10

Melons has loads of class; too bad it's all third. OMGWTF Nov 12 #21

Melons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Traildogbob Nov 12 #31

"Melons" Irish_Dem Nov 12 #46

She should invite... Dem4life1970 Nov 12 #11

Here we go again moose65 Nov 12 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 12 #14

It's time for Chump to start interviewing the new "fake Melanias" FakeNoose Nov 12 #15

A source is claiming it's because of the Mar-a-Lago raid HereForTheParty Nov 12 #16

Lucky Jill! PortTack Nov 12 #17

If I was Jill, I would be relieved that dreadful woman isn't coming. AllyCat Nov 12 #19

Will Melons demand that a new shower and toilet be installed like she did last time? OMGWTF Nov 12 #20

Do you care, I sure as hell don't. republianmushroom Nov 12 #22

'This fooking job again!" - Melania ZonkerHarris Nov 12 #23

Melanoma has already polluted the White House for four years previously. generalbetrayus Nov 12 #24

Melania, you can skip the next four years and no one will care, least of all your husband. mdbl Nov 12 #25

Why not? Aviation Pro Nov 12 #26

Good First Lady Jill doesn't need to catch anything from that rat. Bluethroughu Nov 12 #27

Someone told her she'd be expected to wear clothes to meet with Dr. Biden. nt woodsprite Nov 12 #28

Who fucking cares what that illiterate piece of shit does. Klarkashton Nov 12 #29

She's got to get a manicure and eat bonbons instead. LudwigPastorius Nov 12 #37

I despise her for that. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 12 #50

Well bdamomma Nov 12 #38

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote Nov 12 #39

You can say THAT again! Abolishinist Nov 12 #48

Melania is a grifter and con artist like her husband LetMyPeopleVote Nov 12 #40

ha ha she can't divorce him now and she hates him! kimbutgar Nov 12 #43

"i really don't care, Do U?" Fuck the entire immigrant Drumpf cabal. Evolve Dammit Nov 12 #47

Classy as always. orange jar Nov 12 #51

What else would one expect from the third wife of the garbage clown? Blue Owl Nov 12 #52

Keep it classy, Malaria. Ocelot II Nov 12 #53

Then perhaps zorbasd Nov 12 #54

See below... lonely bird Nov 12 #55

I think I discovered this on DU a while back. Abolishinist Nov 12 #57

Cracks me up as well lonely bird Nov 12 #58

Melania Bucks Tradition Scarlet Begalas Nov 12 #56

I bet Malignia is embarrassed to be meeting with Ilsa Nov 12 #59

Dr. Jill Biden is a class act LetMyPeopleVote Nov 13 #60