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177. Yes, especially the ones starring Charlton Heston

Tue Jun 4, 2013, 02:21 AM

Jun 2013

I don't think there's been a more wooden "star" in the whole history of cinema, especially when he was playing god or Moses or some other biblical figure who never shit.

It was hard enough watching that stuff when I was a kid making wisecracks with my cousins (grandparents were big on sending us to bible movies to get us out of their hair). It's absolutely impossible to watch now.

Another of my pet hates was "Gangs of NY" because they got the decades wrong. I also disliked Titanic--there was NO WAY for a steerage passenger to get anywhere near first class. Ship's crew had keys to get through the locked gates. Passengers were kept where their class said they belonged.

The ship also broke apart the wrong way, but I don't think they had the latest information at the time it was filmed.

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