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[GopherGal]

56. Make the name "Donald" as rare as "Adolf" now is.

Free name changes for anyone named "Donald" at all Drivers License bureaus and passport offices.

Can't automatically change them all to :Adolf (much as my sense of humor would appreciate it), because too many of them would be flattered by that change. So I'm thinking of "Arnold", as in "Benedict Arnold"
So maybe we make up two sets of forms, one to petition to change their name to "Benedict", one to change it to "Arnold"
And maybe another option, too, for something a little more ethnic, like "Ernesto".
Or maybe "Ulysses" in honor of US Grant. Methinks that won't be too popular south of the Mason-Dixon line.