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Ned Low

(99 posts) Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:42 AM Dec 6

Hey everyone, I just won the Ned Low prize... [View all]

For doing things better than anyone else in the world. It is an award that I just thought up and came to the conclusion that there was nobody better in this world to award it to than me. Didn't Rand Paul do something similar with his eye doctor diploma? Anyway, I am honored by this recognition and expect everyone else to acknowledge the superiority I hold over everyone in my own thoughts. I'll be fashioning the medal that goes with it shortly.

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Hey everyone, I just won the Ned Low prize... [View all] Ned Low Dec 6 OP

Congratulations! Ocelot II Dec 6 #1

Can anyone imagine inviting Trump to their Festivus celebration? Diamond_Dog Dec 6 #2

Trump recounting his grievances might never end. House of Roberts Dec 6 #5

ah, so it isn't that he lies and bitches and moans and bullies and spits and passes out constantly barbtries Dec 6 #12

An outstanding achievement, sir! CrispyQ Dec 6 #3

Congrats! demmiblue Dec 6 #4

Christmas will now be called Ned Low Day. Move over baby Jesus there is only room for one in the manger. twodogsbarking Dec 6 #6

Volunteer gfarber Dec 6 #7

Oh yes Rand Paul ToxMarz Dec 6 #8

Hahaha Joinfortmill Dec 6 #9

Can we see the bling? Martin Eden Dec 6 #10

get in line. barbtries Dec 6 #11

WE bow down NewLarry Dec 6 #13

A medal is hardly adequate for such a prestigious award. surrealAmerican Dec 6 #14

For achievements in humility GopherGal Dec 6 #15

to award it to than me. (oops!) GreenWave Dec 6 #16

Congratulations to you. debm55 Dec 6 #17

I and all of these notables are happy for you: Ilsa Dec 6 #18

Love it malaise Dec 6 #19