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6. Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:37 AM

Saturday

Does not wake up.
Wins Nobel Service to Humanity Prize, a new honor established just for him. Posthumously awarded.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Saturday OP

Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize? SheltieLover Saturday #1

Incrementally no_hypocrisy Saturday #2

Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this surfered Saturday #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #4

Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Saturday #9

The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it. surfered Saturday #19

Awarded the Rest in Peace prize. 2MuchNoise Saturday #5

Good one! niyad Saturday #13

Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting Blumancru Saturday #6

The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight. twodogsbarking Saturday #8

Dr Seuss surfered Saturday #10

Excellent!!! niyad Saturday #14

Hahaha! ... littlemissmartypants Saturday #11

One stroke over the line. twodogsbarking Saturday #15

Autoerotic asphyxiation from the stupid peace prize hung around his neck? LymphocyteLover Saturday #16

Just get in LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #17

So, I woke up hopeful and wanted to express this to all (but): hlthe2b Saturday #18

No but malaise Saturday #20