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MiHale

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8. I just saw this one...

Reply to gab13by13 (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 5, 2025, 01:28 PM

Friday

After the exam a guy asks the doctor…”Well Doc, how long do I have?” Doctor answers…”10”. Guy asks “10!, 10 what…years, months”, chuckling now, says “Days?”
Doctor says…”9”.

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