OMFG - Trump just won the very first FIFA Peace Prize

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. The Guardian's captions are priceless

"Ina shocking turn of events, Gianni Infantino gives Donald Trump a shiny gold bauble"
"Donald Trump with the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"
"The American president accepts his medal and puts it around his own neck, before Gianni Infantino blows smoke up his nether regions by reading from his official Fifa Award certificate and telling him how great he is. “We want to see hope, we want to see unity, we want to see a future,” says Gianni. “This is what we want to see from a leader and you definitely deserve the first Fifa Peace Prize. You can always count on my support to help you make peace around the world. Thank you Mr President.”

Pass the bucket."

"Donald Trump reveals that this is one of the biggest honours of his life and then proceeds to reiterate how great he is, for the benefit of anyone who might have been in the rest room while Gianni was talking.

He tells the audience about the “millions and millions of lives” he and Infantino have saved, before mentioning the huge number of tickets Fifa have sold for the World Cup, while steering a wide berth of mentioning Fifa’s dynamic pricing strategy. He also nods to his Mexican and Canadian counterparts. It’s a mercifully short speech."