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milestogo

(22,317 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2025, 04:07 PM Thursday

What kind of job should Mike Johnson get when he is out of Congress? [View all]

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What kind of job should Mike Johnson get when he is out of Congress? [View all] milestogo Thursday OP

Faith Healer NT Happy Hoosier Thursday #1

Fluffer for a porn video producer. Ocelot II Thursday #2

I just said the same thing. yellow dahlia Thursday #44

Anti-Masturbation Shrew nt mr715 Thursday #3

Hall monitor in a high school LogDog75 Thursday #4

Cell Mate EnergizedLib Thursday #5

Only thing... 2naSalit Thursday #21

I would like to see him continue BOSSHOG Thursday #6

Governor of a Bible Belt State or Preacher at a Prosperity Gospel Church walkingman Thursday #7

No! Mike Nelson Thursday #8

Porn movie reviewer 0rganism Thursday #9

How about just being homeless, unable to get a job? Then he can experience the reality of what's it is like, actually SWBTATTReg Thursday #10

not trustee. ret5hd Thursday #11

Whatever he chooses that he is qualified for. Groundhawg Thursday #12

Walmart greeter. Would not trust him as a school crossing guard. Sneederbunk Thursday #13

Tele-evangelist. Turbineguy Thursday #14

Grindr is hiring. Sibelius Fan Thursday #15

Shoveling horse manure. BlueKota Thursday #16

He is not even competent enough to run the porn apps he loves so much. Irish_Dem Thursday #17

Tinder fluffer Maru Kitteh Thursday #18

Fox News correspondent Initech Thursday #19

He could operate the fryer at a fast food restaurant. He's greasy enough. Vinca Thursday #20

A coffin digger. Zackzzzz Thursday #22

Youth pastor. He's just creepy enough to fit in well. And young people are more impressionable. mucholderthandirt Thursday #23

Making big rocks into small rocks Grim Chieftain Thursday #24

YEP! Rebl2 Thursday #33

Third glory hole on the left at KMart. Fichefinder Thursday #25

Find another fascist's edhopper Thursday #26

Turd polisher and/or toilet licker Blue Owl Thursday #27

Yo Yo Yo (actual pic) underpants Thursday #28

Whatever it will be, one thing certain he'll be an ASS KISSER 💋 Emile Thursday #29

Grindr editor CanonRay Thursday #30

Good Humor Man OneBlueDotS-Carolina Thursday #31

Brown noser Rebl2 Thursday #32

OMG John Coktosten Thursday #34

Wearing a sign that says: Polly Hennessey Thursday #35

I don't know anything about his previous work history HappyH Thursday #36

Cleaning public toilets with his tongue. SamKnause Thursday #37

Circus. Same as his job in congress. Shoveling shit. usonian Thursday #38

Crash test dummy...nt GReedDiamond Thursday #39

Pedophile youth pastor . . . . hatrack Thursday #40

A gimp. Midnight Writer Thursday #41

Target holder at the Renaissance Festival axe throwing booth. flvegan Thursday #42

Fluffer for gay porn. yellow dahlia Thursday #43

Blow. Iggo Thursday #45

Mop Boy at a Louisiana Glory Hole Captain Zero Thursday #46

Bathroom attendant at the Trump presidential library. Borogove Yesterday #47