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7. 3. Get a yuge contract with guaranteed money and then suck so hard the school's benefactors scream for your head.

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 04:17 PM

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Enjoy your unearned, tens-of-millions in retirement. Damn, what a plan

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How to become morbidly wealthy in America [View all] KT2000 Wednesday OP

Well, I got 50% of that. Not too bad, huh?🤔 rsdsharp Wednesday #1

What do you mean? KT2000 Wednesday #2

Well, I'm not wealthy, so it must be obese(ly). rsdsharp Wednesday #4

Obscenely? ColoringFool Wednesday #3

I changed it to morbidly KT2000 Wednesday #5

Step 1: don't become a college professor Redleg Wednesday #6

Dupe. Xavier Breath Wednesday #8

Also, you can win the birth lottery. harumph Wednesday #9

I call it the FYIGM mentality (read below for what FYIGM means) Redleg Thursday #13

And they did all while they were simultaneously unfairly taxed!!! AStern Wednesday #12