WTF? CNN discussing whether Biden should include Trump in US funeral delegation

[magicarpet]

31. Sure let him go,.... only one stipulation,...

tRUMP must swim from the southern tip of Florida then swim through the shark infested waters of the Caribbean Islands. Then swim up the east coast - at all times staying 200 miles off shore in international waters. He is forbidden from coming ashore.

No food or water can be provided for him - he can carry all the supplies he needs lashed to his back. No support staff can assist him. No buoyancy devices or life preservers inflatable or otherwise can be used during his entire swim.

Once he gets 200 miles off the Maine coast he can then take a sharp right hand turn and complete the short swim to England on the other side of the pond. It might be advisable that he get an early start so as to assure he gets there in ample time to meet up with the US delegation and then attend the QE-II funeral.

Although he will be badly water logged. He will not need his layer upon layers of orange pancake makeup. He should have very very nice dark natural tan for once.

On the return trip home he can be lashed to one of the wings,.. with industrial duct tape, onto Air Force One. That will be a kind jesters, seeing how that will save him the swim back home.



tRUMP is a macho tough guy. He will relish the challenge to swim across the entire Atlantic Ocean. Just imagine the bragging rights and boost to his ego this will bring once he pulls this off.

Go tRUMP,. Go tRUMP,.. GO tRUMP
Swim the entire Atlantic.
Make tRUMP less obese again.