Bernie Sanders is nothing but a heckler

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He's the old guy on his porch yelling at the kids cutting his lawn that they; "missed a spot"

He's the guy in the stands that tells you; "if he was the coach, Brady would throw more to Gronk"

No matter the historical significance, he'll happily tell you how he'd have "done it better".

No matter the accomplishment, he'd let you know that; he'd have achieved it quicker and easier".

See, to the hecklers, everything is easy. If you'd just listen to them, you'd shit poop that smelled like rainbow sherbet.

I sat next to a "Bernie" when I watched the Cavs bring the first championship in a major sport in 58 years to Cleveland. He thought it was great that they won, but wouldn't shut up about how they should have run more pick and rolls.

If he had been the coach, the Cavs would have won in 5 instead of 7 games.

It's always so easy from the sidelines.