Trump CANCELS Outdoor Inauguration Speech; as he can't take the Cold

[MagaSmash]

and he is deathly afraid of the tiny crowds

[johnnyfins]

1. Tiny crowds? Tiny hands. Illegitimate president?

Illegitimate presidency.

[elleng]

2. FEW CAN take the cold in DC January.

[Butterflylady]

7. Yes, but he said, he's great at everything.

A little cold shouldn't stop him. The real reason is going to bluster with winds up to 20/25 miles per hour.

Just think what that will do to his hair? Can't have that. Karma will take it from there.

[Vogon_Glory]

3. I wonder if Donald John was planning to talk as long

as William Henry Harrison did, then decided that it wasn’t such a good idea after all.

[endgenocide]

4. What a wimp!

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He would never make it in Chicago, I guess that's why he lives in Florida in the winter, wears makeup, dyes his hair blonde and uses hairspray!

[2naSalit]

5. And his wealthy pals...

Probably told him they wouldn't come if they had to sit in the cold for over two hours.

Might be due to tiny crowd fears, move it inside so it can't be seen how many did not attend. I wonder how many got tickets who weren't going to attend anyway.

The smaller it gets, the less he's impressed.

[Crowman2009]

6. Damnit! I was hoping for another William Henry Harrison.

[Nululu]

8. He can't walk far

He's too tired and physically weak to walk to the podium.

Also small crowd sizes.