THE LAWLESS AND THE CAPITOL - Marcus Bales & Don Caron - Parody Project
It's a story that must be told and retold though many, one in particular, would like to pretend it didn't happen. The lyrics were written by Marcus Bales inspired by The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll.
Performed by Don Caron. Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
LYRICS to THE LAWLESS AND THE CAPITOL
In his coat and gloves the Lawless spoke
To wind them up that day,
To try to get his Coup Cucks Clan
To do what he cant say:
It would be so grand if you would clear
Democracy away.
O, Loyalists, come and walk with me,
Our long march has begun,
The Capitols just over there,
Where voting-countings done.
Lets do our own Im right behind
You til and if youve won.
In wild surmise they looked around
Evincing some distress
Wheres Pennsylvania Avenue?
They asked, while shouting Yes!
Youre on it. Oh! And off they went,
Dull whites in silly dress.
They got up to the Capitol
Where barricades were bright,
Some cops invited them right through
Around the buildings site.
And this was scarcely odd because
The Polizei were white.
Twiddly Drumpf and Trumpty Tweet
For freedom you must fight.
Oh, would you like to riot here,
And pillage, steal, and loot?
Well, theres the windows, heres the door,
We promise not to shoot
Except for once, to make it seem
Like we put in the boot
Twiddly Drumpf and Trumpty Tweet
Its time to execute.
They stole the Speakers podium
And postured on the Floor
Threw shit about and killed a cop
From two right on past four,
Then waved to cameras as they went
Back out the open door.
The riot squads by five arrived
And made some noise at them,
And said they all had got to go
At least by six p.m.
And someone cried Dont shoot! You know
Were not the BLM!
The time has come, The Lawless said
To talk of many things,
Of sinking ships and fleeing rats
And Russian blackmail rings,
And whether certain Presidents
CAN DO SELF PARDONINGS
Twiddly drumpf and Trumpty tweet
Can do self-pardonings.
He told them that he loved them, then
He kindly sent them home,
And told them they were special, there,
Beneath the Stately Dome.
Then he said theyd be arrested
Wherever they might roam.
So on his watch Republicans
Are in a parlous state
Theyve lost the Senate, House, and White
House, lost the whole debate
So after all we must admit
He made America great.
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