Meet the Writer Behind Those Campaign Fundraising Emails Clogging Your Inbox - The Daily Show

[TexasTowelie]

Meet campaign email ghostwriter Susan Callipenni-McIntyre (Desi Lydic), the keyboard-pushing, politician-impersonating literary genius behind the many, many desperate messages asking for just $5 to save America.

[IronLionZion]

1. I feel like I've unsubscribed many times

but keep on getting them from states I moved out of 10 years ago. The phone calls and texts too. I have to always tell them "please add me to your do not call list" and reply "STOP" for the automated texts.

Encouraging new people to register and vote is great but the "world is ending unless you donate more money" is irritating.

[burrowowl]

2. LOL