ALITO L ALITO L - a Parody - Freedom Toast & Cinebot Video - Parody Project

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Parody of Funiculì Funiculà. Though often mistaken for an old folk song, due to its immense popularity, it was composed in 1880, music by Luigi Denza, lyrics in the Neapolitan dialect by Peppino Turco, The song was written to commemorate the opening of the funicular railway on Mount Vesuvius in 1880.

Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender


LYRICS
Freedom Toast

They say the Supreme Court’s above corruption
Those were the days, (those were the days)
But now we’re sadly forced to the deduction
Corruption pays (corruption pays)

Alito has now stated his position
Girls must obey (girls must obey)
And women must obey the Inquisition
Or burn that day (or burn that day)

Sam Alito sanctions their arrest
Crossing state lines is a litmus test
Down in Missouri girls get prison, in Rhode Island, they do not
Sam is just relaxing out on Leonard Leo’s yacht.

They say that Sam and Clarence have no feelings
And maybe it’s so (and maybe it’s so)
They say that both of them have shady dealings
And maybe it’s so (and maybe it’s so)

They rule so Democrats will not be voting
They like to win (they like to win)
They cheat, and if they win, you hear them gloating
It is a sin (it is a sin).

Roberts, Roberts, Sam is not around
Roberts, Roberts, Sam cannot be found
He is content with what he’s got,
Don’t talk of conflict, there is not!
Sam is just relaxing out on Leonard Leo’s yacht!

He says he had no part in insurrection
Who really knows? (Who really knows)
He says that isn’t in his recollection
Who really knows? (who really knows)

Alito says he loves the Constitution
What a surprise! (What a surprise)
Then why would he defend a revolution?
Do not tell lies! (Do not tell lies!)

They cry when his flag is upside down
His wife did it, he was not around
Alito-lì, Alito là, Alito-lì, Alito là
It was just a joke, America, so ha ha ha!

Putin, Putin, call the Vatican
Opus Dei will tell you Sam’s your man!

Alito-lì, Alito-là, Alito-lì, Alito là
He’ll rule how you want, give him a great big Russian "Da"!
Alito-lì, Alito-là, Alito-lì, Alito làààà
He’ll rule how you want, give him a great big Russian "Da" !